and i have a few things to tell you.
o.o
here goes.
i nearly fail my slope.
very nearly fail my parking.
and.
and.
and.
and very very very nearly lost my phone.
o.o
allow me to elaborate.
so.
i went up the slope.
stop my car.
smile at the guy.
says hello.
says wassup?
says u look awesome today.
give him one big smile.
and says im not gay. ( he's a male )
bla bla bla.
then i pull down my handbrake.
and guess what?
my
car
actually
SLIDEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
DOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEE
for god knows how many inches.
then i freagin press the freagin accelerator and the car flies up again.
thank god he didn't fail me.
and then i says,
god. you look more handsome now.
and reassure him once again that im not gay.
;)
anyway.
so about the parking.
i did everything my instuctor told me.
and the stupid blardy car's still TOUCHING THE FREAGIN YELLOW BOX.
and i told myself not to panick.
and end up panicking.
while the whole world looks at me.
and me moving my car forward and backwards.
REPEATEDLY.
trying to fit the stupid thing in the stupid box.
and i succeed.
and the officer in charge's staring at me while laughing. ( not loudly, but i can feel his laugh )
and i raise my hands up.
and here i goes again.
you look handsome.
and gorgeous.
and superb and wonderful and fantastic.
not to mention that particular sexy moustache of yours.
and the sunglasses.
oh.
and the abs coming out of your uniform.
then i went out to assure that i'm not interested in males and proceed to my three-point turn.
nothing important there.
then i drive my car back to the starting point.
and left the car.
and walk to the 2nd stage. ( on-the-road test )
and i gave the form to the officer.
and went and sit down.
and touch my pockets.
and say shoot.
my phone.
and peep and ask and poke and look and search for my phones in every single car in sight.
and the stupid sun is so hot and sexy that it almost melts me.
then one officer noticed me and ask me what im finding.
so i explain to him that my phone is lost.
and tell him that i find him quite hawt too.
so he ask me what's the number plate of the car.
and i say i dunno.
and he told me to go and look at the form. it's mentioned there.
so i went back and ask the female officer for my form.
and she FREAGIN IGNORED me.
for like 30 seconds.
or 1 minute.
and spent another 30 seconds ( or 1 minute ) teaching me about how to greet a person.
while i keep on nodding.
until she stops.
and ask kindly for my form.
then i went to the car.
and search it once.
and it wasn't there. ( my phone i mean )
so i went around and ask all kind of people.
and all the while the hot and sexy sun tried to seduce me.
and finally.
another officer spot me.
and ask what i am looking for.
and PRODUCED MY PHONE FROM HIS POCKET.
AND SO I THANK HIM FOR AROUND ONE THOUSAND TIMES.
MENTION THAT HE'S SO HOT AND SEXY THAT HE EVEN OUTSHINE THE SUN.
AND THAT HE EVEN MAKES DOGS DROOL ALL OVER THE PLACE.
AND EVEN BATMAN THINKS THAT HE ROCKS.
AND SO ON AND ON AND ON .
until he decided to call me to shut up.
so i shut-ed up and obeyed his request.
and went to wait for the on-the-road test.
and that's all from me.
so this is me, signing off.
long
12.39am
by the way, this blog is supposed to be done yesterday, thus explain the 'today'.
there's no need to talk. for the truth in what one says lies in what one does.
- the reader -
