04 June 2010

the issue of number 3.


ok. so hello people.

so i have been 'cutting' my hair for ... ( count fingers ) 2, 4 , 6 ... 8 ? yep. around there.
and i have been getting similar response.

* INTERRUPTION*
BREAKING NEWS. APPARENTLY THERE'S SOMETHING CALLED THE WHITE COCKROACH. YES U HEARD ME RIGHT.
A WHITE COCKROACH.
( just in case you don't believe me )
so yeah. just to tell you that there's a white cockroach and you are not colour blind / facing hallucination / on and on and on when you see one.

* so continuing *

anyway. im just here to .. erm clarify a few things.
here goes.

Q: why you go cut bald / botak ah?

erm. technically i am not BALD.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTT
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
LLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!

AND JUST FOR YOUR INFORMATION.
a BALD person looks like this. ( refer to below )


AND as far as i'm concerned, i DO NOT look like that. so yeah. u get my point.

Q: why you go cut your hair ah?

( stunned. )
( ignore the so pretty part. i just want the stunned part )
=.=
pardon me,
but why do you cut your hair?
that's a super weird question.
it's like asking
..
why batman rocks.
it's common sense.
batman rocks because he rocks.
so i cut my hair because i cut my hair.
get it?
if you do, congrats.
if you don't, try harder.
if you still don't, .. well.
you are not trying hard enough.

Q: you look like a monk. ( more like a statement )
screw u go die. -.-


long
3.43pm